Blame Canada!

Baby it's cold outside.

Even for Texas it's cold. My favorite TV news station (Fox 4) is predicting an ice storm.

What is it with Texas? It can't just rain, it either rains 7 inches all at once in five minutes, or it comes in the form of frozen hydrogen dioxide, thus allowing me to go to work on ice skates.

On top of this ridiculi weather (summer one day, Iceland the next) I'm suffering from allergies to mountain cedar pollen. Thank YOU Chuck Norris!

I love Chuck Norris. He's the ultimate American. I'd vote for him. I bet he plays great hockey too. Love all those Chuck Norris sayings out there, such as:

1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
2. Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

and probably my favorite:

     3.  Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.