She's going to kill me

This is my best friend in the entire universe Jennifer Stewart. We were at CiCi's Pizza with her Children of the Corn and the kids won this charm from one of those quarter machines. She decided that it looked more like a nose ring, so she put it on and then mistakenly allowed me to take this picture. I love blackmail!

This is the type of person who is my best friend. The one person who totally and completely gets me. We speak our own language that totally confuses my husband.

To be fair, this isn't a fair photo of Jen because she's absolutely beautiful. We had a rough day of moving her into her home and decided we weren't cooking.

This is what she really looks like:

Does she look familiar to you? Perhaps you've seen her face before?

Jen is constantly mistaken for Anne Hathaway. I think she needs to be an Anne Hathaway impersonator, she'd make a zillion dollars.

We've been besties for nearly 15 years, most of that while I've lived here in Texas. Doesn't seem that long that we've been friends. She's the best friend I've ever had, the sister God blessed me with and there's not a day that goes by that we don't talk. I don't know what I'd do without her.