My students make fun of me because I talk about all of my 'boyfriends,' aka my celebrity crushes. For Valentard's (deliberately misspelled) Day, I decided to blog about these men whom I will probably never meet, let alone ever have a chance with. Still, the dream of having a man just look good and do as he's told is intriguing...here we go!
Singer Boyfriends:
Simon LeBon - Lead singer of Duran Duran
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| Simon LeBon was probably my first major celeb crush which is why he's mentioned first. I actually have met him a two years ago after a concert and he's still so sexy. At the age of 15, I went to see them and fainted when he looked at me (he really did, I was on the main floor, third row.) My Aunt Rosie will never, ever, ever let me forget it either! Adam Levine - Lead singer of Maroon 5 and judge on The Voice |
So I'm not normally into the tatted dudes, but he is definitely the exception. Did you know that Maroon 5's first CD was supposed to be called "Songs About Stacey" but I didn't want to make the world jealous, so we opted for the name "Jane" after one of my favorite authors "Jane Austen." Wasn't that nice of me?
Michael Buble
It's well known that Mikey is often in this state of daydreaming about me. That must really piss off his wife, but I digress. He's so awesome because he not only sings beautifredly, but he's also from Canadialand AND therefore he loves HOCKEY (albeit a Canucks fan, but he's forgiven.)
Nerdy Boyfriends:
Self-made Dot-com millionnaire genius, Shark Tank personality, owner of AXS TV and most importantly, owner of the World Champion Dallas Mavericks Mark Cuban
Sigh! My mother told me that I've always been partial to the nerdy ones. Fortunately for Mr. Cuban, he's not only nerdy, but he's also tall, dark, handsome, and rich, a true quintuple threat! (Is that a word? If not, it is now!) What's not to love about this man?
Johnny Galecki - Actor, The Big Bang Theory
He may not be a nerd in real life, but he plays a good one on TV.
Actor Boyfriends
Russell Crowe
The eyes, the accent, the brute, the talent, and well yeah he's hot!
Hugh Jackman
He is the only Wolverine I'm a fan of.
From Canadialand...Rockin' Ryan Reynolds
I borrowed him from Jen, but he's hers. I'm only allowed to look.
Robert Downey, Jr.
My Iron Man...every girl loves one bad boy right?
Hugh Grant
Amazing actor and gets better as he ages.
Colin Firth
Another awesome actor...I'm seeing a British pattern going on here.
James McAvoy
Holy crap hot and sexy!
Ewan McGregor
I would turn to the Dark Side for him. I just also realized that maybe my fascination with Ewan is because he's a younger version of my first crush Simon LeBon (see first boyfriend in blog).
Gay Boyfriends
We're all so disappointed when we find out one of our mens prefer the mens we like. Still, they're still men and still hot.
Neil Patrick Harris
Jen would agree with me on this. How could she not?
Ricky Martin
I don't even like Latin men, but he's definitely the exception!
Alan Cumming
Great character actor and freaking hilarious.
Old Boyfriends
Clint Eastwood
He can still make my day.
Robert Redford
Sexy Geriatric Ginger
Dead Boyfriends
Gene Kelly
The original triple threat, handsome, a patriot (at a time when celebrities SHOULD have been looked up to by volunteering for war like he did. You wouldn't see ANY of our celebritards do that now.)
Paul Newman
The most beautiful blue eyes ever...with the biggest, generous heart.
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